I haven’t seen anything as stupid as the WeWork IPO document in a very long time — that is, until Elon Musk filed to take SpaceX public. WeWork was a joke. SpaceX is a threat. And if Musk and his bankers have their way, you are going to be their bagholder.

Lots of the top-line details leaked long before the S-1 filing itself became public. There’s the rumored valuation of more than $1 trillion. That’s despite the nearly $5 billion in losses last year. The total addressable market (TAM) for SpaceX — the amount of revenue SpaceX thinks it could make if won over what it thinks is its entire customer base — was listed as $28.5 trillion. By way of comparison, the gross domestic product of the US as a whole was a hair over $24 trillion.

I guess I could believe that Musk is the Lord and Savior of a bunch of weird polygons. This is absurd nonsense, but it might not matter. Musk is the original financial influencer, and his struggling electric car company, Tesla, trades at more than 300 times earnings. Ford and Toyota both trade at about 11 times earnings. Even Nvidia, a company that is arguably printing money, trades at 33 times earnings. Tesla is a meme stock, and SpaceX is poised to be the next one. Never mind that it is basically a space company plus an AI company plus a social network — a meme stock doesn’t have to make sense.

So where do I start? We’re all supposed to pretend it’s 2015 and that Musk cares about humanity, and especially about sending humanity to space. Musk is trying to sell a big company with a big story: his messianic mission to “extend the light of consciousness to the stars,” a phrase that occurs seven times in the S-1. There is an artist’s illustration of “Life on Mars.” The people who live there appear to be composed of polygons. I guess I could believe that Musk is the Lord and Savior of a bunch of weird polygons; I’ve seen the Cybertruck.

Musk knows that his strength is the cult of losers who worship him. That’s why 30 percent of the IPO is reserved for retail investors. As for the grown-ups, there’s a Keynesian beauty contest in play; if you know that the loser cultists will buy whatever he’s selling, and that Nasdaq rule changes may get it fast-tracked onto the index, it might make sense to buy into the IPO. You’ll be watching Number Go Up regardless of the underlying value, and you’d be an idiot to leave that on the table. And the more people think that way, the more Number Go Up. The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent.

In some ways, this isn’t just SpaceX’s IPO. It’s the IPO of financial nihilism writ large. Robinhood profited off financial nihilism, but it wasn’t itself a meme stock. SpaceX is different. It’s worse. And I don’t know how normal people can avoid having it stuffed down their throats.

SpaceX: An AI company

This company is called SpaceX, and it’s known for building rockets. The filing is peppered with references to the Moon (74), Mars (63) and “and beyond” (13), as in “Earth’s orbit and beyond” or “the Moon, Mars, and beyond.” But looking at the numbers from its IPO document, this is, by SpaceX’s own admission, an AI company. $26.5 trillion of its $28.5 trillion TAM is AI applications. SpaceX excluded the Russian and Chinese markets from its estimates.

About $13 billion, or roughly two-thirds, of SpaceX’s capital spending in 2025 went to AI buildout. How did that go? The AI arm of SpaceX lost $6 billion in operations and had revenue of just $3.2 billion. Meanwhile, Anthropic is going to be turning an operating profit of $559 million in the second quarter of this year. Yes, profit in the quarter.

Is Grok one of the most advanced frontier models? It’s distilled from them, anyway. The filing notes all the places SpaceX is now under investigation for Grok’s production of nonconsensual sexualized images, including those of children. Three lawsuits are called out specifically in the filing, two of which are attempting to achieve class-action status.

The timing of this filing is a little bit funny. Just last week, Musk lost his suit against Sam Altman and OpenAI, which accomplished basically nothing except revealing how bad Musk is at AI. Greg Brockman and Ilya Sutskever, two OpenAI cofounders, felt in 2018 that Musk “really hasn’t done his homework on AI/AGI.” That appears to still be true today. SpaceX said that the AI unit containing X and xAI generated only $818 million in revenue in the first quarter of 2026. By comparison, Twitter alone made $1.2 billion in the first quarter of 2022, before Musk bought it.

Rocket to the crypt

But what about space? There’s plenty of AI bullshit there, but it all hinges on Starship, which has so far been prone to unexpected explosions. Starship is clutch for launching the heavier versions of Starlink satellites, some of which are currently sitting around gathering dust as they wait for their rides into orbit. Some NASA and other government contracts hinge on it, too.

When the filing dropped, the Starship prototypes launched had barely carried more than the Falcon 9, the lowest-end rocket SpaceX has. That’s the kind of thing that would be disclosed in an IPO filing, but you’d be mistaken. “Starship V3 is designed to deliver 100 metric tons to space in a fully reusable configuration while enabling rapid turnaround times.” I am going to skip “fully reusable” except to point out that it will limit capacity if it is even achievable.

Instead of disclosure about what SpaceX had actually achieved to date with Starship, the language we see is this: “We expect to commence deploying our next-generation V3 satellites, designed to offer one Tbps of downlink capacity per satellite, using Starship in the second half of 2026. We expect that a single Starship launch will be capable of deploying up to 60 V3 satellites.”

Okay, so the V3 did launch two days after the filing, on May 22nd, with a sort-of successful mission. It did not blow up on launch and did manage to reach space. The problem was, Starship couldn’t keep all its candles lit — one of its engines failed. Its booster also exploded on return. This test flight deployed 20 dummy satellites. It’s still shy of the goal of 60 satellites. That’s the sort of thing it feels like you should tell investors about. How your key rocket that is required for all your big plans is actually working.

Speaking of investors, there is an irritating detail in the S-1. Assume the timeline is correct — we have no reason to assume this; SpaceX’s delays are legendary. The V3 satellites Musk is talking about weigh 2,000kg, according to an FCC filing. Sixty of them add up to 120,000kg, or 120 metric tons. If Starship works as advertised, delivering 100 metric tons, that is still not enough for all 60 V3 satellites. It’s Musk math. The V3 satellites may not weigh exactly 2,000kg, and if SpaceX stacks them so there’s no wasted volume, 60 satellites may be possible. Hard to know without details. If everything hinges on this ship, more details on the ship are expected.

There is also some outright fantasy in this section: the vision of Starship as a point-to-point transportation system. In-space manufacturing. Space tourism. Asteroid mining. Sure. Whatever. Starship was supposed to have its first crewed flight two years ago. Obviously, that hasn’t happened. But people like fantasy, so it’s there in the S-1.

Starlink has also been a cost center, though not as bad as AI. In 2025, the company spent $3 billion; for the first quarter of 2026, $930 million. The rocket is the lynchpin of SpaceX’s moneymaking plans, so it has to work.

The business and fantasy of space

There is one viable business in this IPO. It is Starlink, the satellite internet provider, which brought in more than $11 billion in revenue last year. “The reality is that Starlink is the cashflow machine that will fund the xAI and SpaceX Starship business.”

Starlink is an actual good business, even if the revenue reported in the S-1 is less than both Morgan Stanley’s projections and what SpaceX told potential investors earlier this year. That may be because it was heavily discounted, and consequently, the revenue per subscriber declined by about 25 percent. The filing doesn’t say what that will mean for retaining those subscribers.

SpaceX has stapled its unsuccessful AI dreams to the successful business using Starlink as a guide. The idea is: data centers in space, with Starlink beaming the data back down. The pitch is that it’s easier to get solar energy in space, so that will solve AI’s energy bottleneck. “Our goal over time is to launch 100 gigawatts of compute to space each year,” the filing reads. In case you are wondering, some variation of the phrase “The Sun contains approximately 99.8% of the solar system’s energy” occurs four times in this document. It’s an attempt to sound like a real nerd.

This kind of speaks to what makes my hackles go up. A very cynical way of reading this filing is that Musk has figured out that if you make a bunch of sci-fi bullshit promises, people can’t really examine them carefully for plausibility the way they might for regular data centers on Earth.

So let’s talk about those. Musk, who claims to want to save humanity by spreading us out among the stars and whose car company is premised on renewable energy, bought another $2.8 billion of polluting gas turbines to power SpaceX’s data centers, and tried to bury that particular statistic in a footnote. SpaceX is already being sued for its use of turbines. It’s been granted permits for 15; it’s using 46. Those turbines even show up in the risk factor section because if an injunction is granted or the permits are revoked, the existing bad AI business will suffer.

Space analysts view data centers in space as a mid- to long-term opportunity that hinges on Starship’s success. Musk is not the only person hyping them; Jeff Bezos is excited about them, too, and there are several smaller companies making their own attempts. There are good reasons to be skeptical, including launch and repair costs, the difficulty of replacing air and water radiation cooling, the potential dangers of space debris and solar flares, slower data transfer, and the fact that Earth-based facilities will always be more cutting-edge. The excitement about space-based data centers suggests typical Silicon Valley groupthink that gave Musk a chance to execute a hail-mary pass.

Debt bets

By stapling several failing businesses onto SpaceX, Musk is attempting to become too big to fail. If his road show is successful, the fast-tracking rules change that Nasdaq just pushed through means that SpaceX will join the Nasdaq 100 in just 15 days — putting it in the index funds favored by many passive investors. One index fund analyst suggests the effect will be that the funds will buy $7-ish billion of SpaceX on just one day.

Artists’ renderings of Mars are just window dressing. This IPO will make Musk the world’s first trillionaire. He’ll control 85 percent of SpaceX’s voting rights. Assorted Wall Street types are currently jerking off imagining what they are going to do with all that sweet, sweet money. Goldman’s David Solomon didn’t do that DM slide for nothing.

Anyway, we know the Mars thing isn’t serious because there is nothing in SpaceX’s risk factors about how the company has done no work whatsoever on the biological issues facing people who might attempt to live in space. The hope is that people will simply get so excited about the promised sci-fi future that they’ll just ignore the rest of it.

So let’s talk about what is real: the debt, which, according to SpaceX’s risk factors, is almost $30 billion. Before its IPO, SpaceX refinanced some of its debt with a $20 billion bridge loan that comes due in September 2027, with the possibility of extension. To do that, SpaceX took a $1 billion prepayment penalty on one of its loans. SpaceX also spent about $4 billion repurchasing stock in the first quarter of this year. According to the contract’s terms, as disclosed in the S-1 filing, SpaceX must use the first $20 billion it raises from the IPO to repay this debt.

Also, interestingly, SpaceX went into a technical default on a $1.5 billion credit facility by acquiring xAI, because of the amount of debt xAI brought with it. Yet another reason to view that acquisition askance. Because Musk has 80 percent of the SpaceX voting rights, shareholders effectively have none. The litigation rights have been curtailed, and there’s an arbitration clause that suggests there’s a real chance he’s barred anyone from suing for securities fraud. The SEC under Donald Trump is effectively toothless — there’s already an attempt at settling a suit over Musk’s failure to properly disclose his Twitter ownership before his buyout offer — so there’s no real risk from them. And the index fund inclusion makes it more difficult for people to actually get rid of SpaceX shares — there’s much more forced buying. “There’s no getting off the train.”

Which brings me back to WeWork. One major difference between Adam Neumann and Elon Musk is that Musk has a proven ability to rally stocks. Another is all those leaks from the S-1 that came through before the actual document dropped to create buzz and hype. It’s a violation of securities laws to leak the S-1 before the filing, but based on what is observed publicly, SpaceX is the likeliest leaker. “That’s exactly what they’re not supposed to do, but it’s what I believe they’re doing, and the SEC hasn’t shown the slightest interest.”

The top-line data without the details on debt and related party transactions make SpaceX look better than it is. Now, more than ever, our society is built around gambling, and it seems a lot of people are feeling lucky. And that means that you may wind up helping make Elon Musk a trillionaire whether you like it or not. An early index listing gives SpaceX more access to institutional investors through their index funds. Those index funds will have to buy SpaceX shares, and that means actively managed funds will probably buy SpaceX shares, too, to benefit from the trade — since passive funds like index funds now outnumber active funds in assets. The likelihood the shares wind up in many people’s retirement accounts means that if SpaceX fails, the people who get hit are not the wised-up early investors but basically a bunch of normal people, the ones who can least afford it.

And that, along with Musk’s coziness with the Trump administration, suggests that Musk has positioned himself for a government bailout if SpaceX fails. Now, if that’s not spreading the light of consciousness, I don’t know what is. The largest IPO of all time, after all, also means that we will possibly see the biggest flop of all time. And if I know Musk, he’ll do everything he can to make sure someone else is on the hook for that.

Source: The Verge News